The Disgraceful Drips

Nikolay Kalinin on the disgraceful drips that are the Duke and Duchess of Sussex meddling in world politics and humanitarian crises

Pointless personalities are the last people in whole world who should have the right to comment on situations such as humanitarian crises, especially ones like the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, because such gestures are obviously fake.

Nevertheless, the two decided to respond to both the fall of Afghanistan to Taliban and the Haiti earthquake through a statement on the Archewell website.

In their missive, the couple wrote: “As we all feel the many layers of pain due to the situation in Afghanistan, we are left speechless…though we are not meant to live in a state of suffering, we, as a people, are being conditioned to accept it. It’s easy to find ourselves feeling powerless, but we can put our values into action – together.”

The couple also encouraged the readers to “join (them) in supporting a number of organisations doing critical work” and called on people in positions of power “to rapidly advance the humanitarian dialogues that are expected to take place this fall at multilateral gatherings such as the UN General Assembly and the G20 leaders’ summit.”

The royal rotters surprisingly, however, made no mention of Joe Biden, of whom they have been supportive in the past, and who has been seen as widely responsible for the ongoing chaos in Afghanistan due to the withdrawal of US troops.

GB News presenter Simon McCoy perfectly responded to the couple’s announcement by stating: “It’s a bit rich from the Duke and Duchess of Montecito to be telling us the world is in a mess.”

He then continued: “Sorry, only they would break their silence to tell us they are speechless… Do we need to talk about this? I get myself into trouble every time. What was I, ‘bitter and twisted,’ yesterday? I wonder what I’ll be today.”

I will have to admit however that Prince Harry has some say in this matter, since he himself served in Afghanistan twice and has provided support for British veterans. Still, we have to keep in mind that we’re talking about a person who’s living an extremely comfortable life in California and who previously stated that he and his wife were moving there to enjoy a more private existence.

If narcissistic ‘MeGain’ and her dopey drip of a husband truly do care about helping others less fortunate than them, why don’t they instead lobby the US Government into evacuating more Afghans – in particular women – fleeing from Taliban persecution? It is time also that these disgraceful drips stop trying to be like the Kardashians by constantly talking about their family drama and start behaving like decent public figures.