Woman dressed in a set of curtains makes a prat of herself at Bibendum in South Kensington; Paris Hilton saunters in later holding hands with Caroline ‘#JustSaying’ Stanbury
We sadly live in an era of selfies and reality television, but on Thursday an especially vacuous wench named Carmen Jordá made an utter prat of herself by posing for 40 minutes for photographs on the pavement outside Bibendum in South Kensington.
Dumb blonde Jordá, dressed in a disgusting off-pink outfit resembling a set of worn out curtains from the set of Dynasty, sat both inside and posed outside a Wiesmann convertible, but did not take a breath of air. Shamelessly this self-promoting sort clicked her fingers at her personal photographer – a nobody dressed in an equally ghastly matching pink jacket – and choregraphed her every move. An equally odd woman, one Erica Pelosini, joined in (dressed in a darker shade of pink and resembling Cruella de Ville on crack) and flashed her black underwear as she got in and out of the car.
A Dowager Duchess and her daughters sat on looking in astonishment. One stated: “I don’t want to bitch, but here’s mutton dressed as lamb.” A visitor from Egypt at the next table added: “These two are more like Cinderella’s sisters.” Spot on.
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Bulgarian Barbie Andrea Ivanova plainly has more publicity and chances at being noticed. Described as Daffy Dick or the Loch Ness monster she is another example of people getting above their station. Carmen Jorda is another fail.
I’d shag her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well you can have my share Rod. Just a pack of would be’s if they could be’s just famous for being famous. Too much time and money on their hands. As for that slag Paris Hilton, I have a 40 foot barge pole for sluts like her I wouldn’t touch with a 20 foot barge pole. I wouldn’t shag her with yours Rod. What’s she doing in town anyway, here to make another porn movie, or to catch up with royal Megan.
She is known for her bad manners and stupidity. That is all. Carmen – Go home.
They’re not curtains. She’s wearing a giant condom.
She needs to wash her hair. Urgently. Dirty hair is a sign of laziness.
The car was abused by her presence. A proper slag.
This is one of those rare occasions that I agree with Rod.
Well you must be desperate like him then..