Thursday, November 21, 2024

MeGain’s Mouthpiece’s Moronic Meltdown – Soppy Omid Scobie v Joyous Jeremy Clarkson

Matthew Steeples salutes Jeremy Clarkson for expressing honest thoughts about the deviant Duchess of Sussex (and especially for causing the soppy snowflake that is ‘MeGain’s mouthpiece Omid Scobie to have a moronic meltdown as a result)

They say a “grifter’s gotta’ grift” and now that Omid Scobie’s been given another book deal courtesy of his ever-awful antics on behalf of his puppet mistress, the Duchess of Sussex, this PR peddling pillock had to yet again get his noxious knickers in a twist.

 

This time, Jeremy Clarkson – a man who may have finally found a subject of common ground with his love-hate rival Piers Morgan – wrote in The Sun of how much he loathes the meddling menace formerly known as Meghan Markle.

 

In his weekly column, Clarkson raged:

 

We all know in our heart of hearts that Harold Markle is a slightly dim but fun-loving chin who flew Apache helicopter gunships in Afghanistan and cavorted around Las Vegas hotel rooms with naked hookers.

 

But then along came Meghan, who obviously used some vivid bedroom promises to turn him into a warrior of woke.

 

And now it seems that she has her arm so far up his bottom, she can use her fingers to alter his facial expressions.

 

I actually feel rather sorry for him because today he’s just a glove puppet with no more control over what he says or does than Basil Brush.

 

Meghan, though, is a different story. I hate her.

 

Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. I hate her on a cellular level.

 

At night, I’m unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, “Shame!” and throw lumps of excrement at her.

 

Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way.

 

But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she’s pretty cool.

 

They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens.

 

That makes me even angrier. Can’t they see everything that’s happening is so very obviously pre-planned.

 

Leave the UK. Blame the royals. Do an interview with Oprah.

 

Get Basil Brush to write a book. Do a Netflix series — which should have been called A Woman, Talking Bollocks.

 

I can see it clearly. The studied pauses. The mock incredulity.

 

And the B-movie, soap-actress, quivery-voiced, more-in-sorrow-than-anger stories that are so obviously claptrap.

 

Do you really think she would have entertained a move to New Zealand? That’s 13 hours away from everything.

 

Responding on Twitter to a feature most definitely designed to stir-up the woke wazzocks of this world, the clearly very much unamused Finding Freedom ‘author’ and fake news muckspreader Scobie – whose next tittle-tattling tome, Endgame, will be speedily headed to the bargain basement bucket after publication on the 1st August 2023 – continued his ongoing attacks on the Queen Consort. Without using a question mark, the possibly 41-year-old (possibly older) ‘writer’ enquired:

 

“Would that be the same Jeremy Clarkson was at a private Christmas party with Camilla, the Queen Consort earlier this week (alongside guests including a Mail editor and Piers Morgan).”

 

Following up later, in a further muddled missive, the onetime clubbing chum of the lump of junk that is Jodie Marsh painfully prattled:

 

“Timewasters trying to pop up in my mentions saying Clarkson and the Queen Consort are not friends. The man literally spoke about their close friendship on ITV’s cooperative Camilla’s County Life documentary four months ago. Bye.”

 

Paraphrasing something Jeremy Clarkson once said of Piers Morgan back in December 2012, today we conclude: “Americans. It took us 35 years to get rid of Prince Harry. Please don’t send him or his wicked wife back and whilst you’re at it take in the rabid ratbag Omid Scobie along with the man who paid £12 million to a woman he’d supposedly never met, Prince Andrew. You can have his feckless wife, Fergie, as a ‘Brucie bonus’ given it’s Christmas. Thank you ever so much, thank you kindly.”

 

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

 

Pictured Top – Jeremy Clarkson brews beer and fools about on farms; he enjoys life and doesn’t take things too seriously. Omid Scobie, meanwhile, is simply an eternal misery and an arselicker of a mendacious meddler loathed by millions.

 

Duke and Duchess of Sussex Duke of York
Prince Harry and his wife have brought more shame on the royal family in 2022 than even the mouthy moron Prince Andrew. In a year when we lost Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, that this pair decided to air their dirty linen on Netflix and Spotify is proof that they are utterly reprehensible and fit only to be sent to Siberia.
Tweet 1
After Jeremy Clarkson quite justifiably had a pop at the Duchess of Sussex, it was only to be expected that Omid Scobie would stick his rotten oar in.
Tweet 2
Reliably, when met with criticism of his whining, pathetic specimen Scobie ended another tweet about Clarkson’s article with a curt: “Bye.”
Endgame
It must be made clear that the ‘Finding Freedom’ author has another a book to peddle and his publishers must be giving him a bit of a hard time. Likely having had sent up a rocket up his never-sorry-arse, Scobie will likely now desperately spin all sorts of additional nonsensical yarns in the coming months.
Omid Scobie
A job flogging French fries in McDonald’s might actually prove more appropriate for him by 2nd August 2023.
Rules
Elsewhere on Twitter, further mockery of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex understandably followed in the wake of their disgraceful Netflix diatribe.
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.

15 COMMENTS

  1. A huge thank you to Clarkson for proofing what MM said about the right-wing BM: vile, misogynistic and inciting violence against women. There’s nothing funny about this “man.” Even the traditional MM distractors are calling him out. Richard Eden, “I’m not amused.” was his reply to a comment which said it was a joke. Of course, Eden is only concerned with Clarkson’s ties to Camilla, who is being raked over the coals. We’re known by the company we keep; Camilla just attended a party with Clarkson and Piers, another clout chasing nutter. Glad to see the American are getting in on this. CNN and Huffington Post are commenting on it. For the last 5years the BM has provided a one-sided narrative. Now we know that William was leaking on his brother, issued a joint statement without Harry’s consent and sent his lackey to sabotage M’s case against the Mail. The MOS said they were contacted by a “senior member” of the RF and given emails. He has become his father and it’s time we rid ourselves of this dysfunctional “family.” They make child abusing SM, tab cash grabbing TM, and dog butt licker Jr. look normal. Bravo to Clarkson for the assist to MM’s point.

    • Well… You would say that Susan, now wouldn’t you? Each to their own, but the fact that ‘The Club’ that always stick together (e.g. Stephen Fry, Elton John) and media morons like Owen Jones are the chief tin bangers for all this is all I need to know. Clarkson says things to provoke and you’ve bloody well fallen for it hook, line and sinker. Next.

    • CNN & The Huff Post are hardly reliable sources. Get a grip & try to understand there’s many globally who do not like Mm!

    • Cash grabbing lmao. that’s exactly what fake duchess of monteshitshow has been doing. Keep using that title while you have it carrot boobs. Hope someone is doing welfare checks on those children. Could they actually be rent a kids or borrowed kids! Asking for a friend. 😅😆

  2. And Petronella’s other comment, nicely perceptive, “Genuine celebrity is like diamonds – its value depends on a controlled and limited output”.

  3. Love the old misogynistic bloke JC. I’ve been reading so many global articles stating he proved MM’s account. I hope she sends him a lovely flower arrangement. So many people expressing outrage over his connection to Camilla and the failure of the monarchy to denounce Camilla’s friend. Just saw a clip from an American show, MSNBC. I loved it! JK is my favorite British personality, love the guy. I hope he keeps right on exercising his desire to shock. Go JK go!!!

  4. One last thing- The BM has been reduced to:”truth bombs” from KM’s nutter Uncle Garryy(crack head, pissing in the streets wife abuser) sexually obsessed Piers(Levison liar, fake military pics, phone hacker) and SM ( mother of the year, wacky surrogate conspiracy theorist, 11 Twitter accounts suspended) She’s posting tweets praising JC and allegeding MM is removing her name from the Google search engine. Go read her recent tweets. They’re hysterical!

      • I just want to say, I’m a bit addicted to our Susan. We have to give her credit for her hero worship for a woman who probably wouldn’t give her the time of day. Now THAT is in itself quite admirable. 😊

  5. Has anyone ask fake duchess pity me how she is lately? Good gosh,that woman is completely incorrigible! Harry seemed to have adored Catherine before he met her. She’s SO insanely jealous of Princess Catherine. Speaking of feeding her to the wolves, she seems to be the wolf herself feeding both sides of the family to the wolves.🙄😏

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