The Epstein-Maxwell Profiteers – Lady Victoria Hervey & Sarah, Duchess of York

As noxious nitwit Lady Victoria Hervey sticks her oar in over Ukraine, fellow Epstein-Maxwell associate and feckless fruitcake Sarah, Duchess of York heads off to the USA to try and rake in more wonga; shame on these pointless prattling profiteers

Not content with having made an utter berk of her never sorry self making up nonsense about “THAT 2001 photo” of Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell and the then Virginia Roberts and the Black Lives Matter Movement back in 2020, the noxious ex-nasty knicker flogging nitwit nicknamed ‘Lady Herpes’ has gone and done it again.

Turning this time to the plight of innocent civilians being massacred by the clear lunatic Vladimir Putin, Lady Victoria Hervey got it all wrong unsurprisingly and claimed Ukraine is “bombing itself.”

Clearly not having taken medication and-or on Kool-Aid supplied by the Russian tyrant, Lady Victoria continued on Instagram: “Getting back to Ukraine. Sorry if I’m jumping. If in fact that local journalist is correct, then who do you think is providing these soldiers with weapons to bomb their own country.”

“Thoughts: The totalitarians have switched to a new fear tool, the Russians. They have moved the Cult of Covid members seamlessly into the Cult of Russia like they just flipped a switch inside their heads. My Cult of Covid members on Facebook changed their ‘I’m vaccinated’ monikers to ‘I support Ukraine’ while I was watching. It is amazing to watch.”

Rejected as a lover by both Jeffrey Epstein and the Duke of York, it becomes clearer by the minute that Lady Victoria is desperate for attention and money. She will do anything for it and she does not care whom she offends. Shame on this rotten daughter of a convicted thief.

Meanwhile, yet another equally desperate for attention and equally grasping for money simpleton linked to the Epstein-Maxwell saga hit the headlines this morning. In a short diary feature, Richard Eden for the Daily Mail reported of Prince Andrew’s live-in ex-wife:

“SARAH, Duchess of York, who’s been trying to support her disgraced ex-husband Prince Andrew, is to fly to the U.S. to give a speech about strong women.”

“Fergie will give a keynote speech at an event in Denver, Colorado, with the organisers saying: ‘The Duchess will speak about the resiliency and strength of women in philanthropy, a topic near and dear to our hearts’. I revealed in January that Sarah had no intention of ‘shrinking away from the limelight’ after Andrew was cast out of the Royal Family.”

Responding on Twitter, I asked Mr Eden: “Hope you asked [the former Sarah Ferguson] if she ever repaid [the loan she took from the paedophile] Jeffrey Epstein? She ought to be asked that on every occasion given she never answers” and given the mother of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie is clearly raking in a fee for her Coloado speech, should have gone further. It is time to ask whether the one-time teabag flogger whether she’s yet repaid the money she took from Chinese investors and the £262,063 ($354,782, €309,868 or درهم1.3 million) debt we featured in February.

Profiteers Lady Victoria and Sarah, Duchess of York should do the sensible thing and shack-up. Throw in the latter’s equally money obsessed chum the Duchess of Sussex and they could put on a Macbeth worthy performance:

ACT I, SCENE I, A desert place.

[Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches]

FIRST WITCH: When shall we three meet again?

In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

SECOND WITCH: When the hurlyburly’s done,

When the battle’s lost and won.

THIRD WITCH: That will be ere the set of sun.

FIRST WITCH: Where the place?

SECOND WITCH: Upon the heath.

THIRD WITCH: There to meet with Macbeth.

FIRST WITCH: I come, Graymalkin!

SECOND WITCH: Paddock calls.

THIRD WITCH: Anon.

ALL: Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover throught the fog and filthy air.

[EXEUNT]

The Weird Words of “Greedy” and “Needy” Sarah, Duchess of York

Given the live-in ex-wife at Royal Lodge, Windsor of supposedly skint ‘Randy Andy’ – a man who is getting his long-suffering relatives to pay a supposed sum of circa £12 million to Virginia Giuffre, a woman he has previously claimed to have met – is heading off to America to prattle on to anyone who’ll pay to listen, perhaps she could quote her own words. They include:

Of sex, her and goats: “One of the worst headlines said 82% [of the population] would rather sleep with a goat than Fergie. It’s never left me.”

Of the royal family: “They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.”

Of her life: “I have been in the gutter.”

Of food, family and dining: “As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it’s fine with me.”

“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”

“We all sit round the table and eat together. Andrew and I believe in total parent unity. We’re best friends.”

Of wanting to be a television star: “I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me.”

Of when she decided she wanted to bag a royal: “I met [Prince Andrew] when I was 12, and I said: ‘I’m going to marry him.’”

Of marriage, divorce and work: “I left my marriage knowing I’d have to work. I have.”

“I didn’t want a divorce, but had to because of circumstance.”

“I wish we’d never got divorced. He and I both wish we’d never divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can’t.”

Of her many, many mistakes: “I felt that I ostracised myself by my behaviour, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake. Why have I made so many mistakes?”

“You look at the devil in the face, which you do. Then you forgive, and you say: ‘OK, I’ve made almost a mistake that will never be forgotten,’ and forgive.”

“I was so out of control with desperation… I was looking for quick fixes in the places I wouldn’t normally look… I’ve been a huge overtrusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went to look for the perfect situation, and that’s all I can say really.”

“Anything But A Lady… More Like A Slag” Lady Victoria Hervey’s not-so ‘finest’ moments…

On herself: “I’m not stupid. I’m not a dumb model… “[I aim to become] the next Kate Winslet – but with class… I’ve had Botox of course… I suddenly thought, I’m just Victoria Hervey… Horrible.”

Of her “past lives” in crackpot clear fashion: “I have had four past lives, three of them as a man. I was a composer in 17th-century Paris, I made materials in India and in Ancient Greece I was a famous politician. In Ancient Egypt I was keeper of the oils for the Pharaoh’s wife, and I love oils so it all kind of fits.”

On working: “I do have a day job… My career always goes much better when I haven’t got a man.”

Of other people and work and money: “What annoys me is when these families have got like 12 children and we’re paying for these kids… They work out that they make more money being on the dole than having a job, they just laze around… The real irony of this is that the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.”

On what she drinks in Dawn Ward-like fashion: “Unless it’s champagne, I can’t handle it.”

On the Black Lives Matter movement (in spite of her ancestors being abolitionists): “F*ck BLM.”

On having children (thankfully she’s not yet had any): “A baby is very easy – you hand them over to a nanny… I’m kind of into star signs and I want my baby to have a sign that’s compatible with mine. It’s to plan though… We’ll just have to see… We’ll do the embryos and then I’ll figure out which month I’d like the baby to be born.”

On coronavirus: “I believe in natural immunity… It’s completely hyped! The biggest worldwide conspiracy that has ever happened… [Its’] Bill Gates’ goal to bring out this vaccine to depoluate the world. I’m not going to be a lab rat.”

On being told to wear a face mask: “I storm out of any shop [that asks me to put one on].”

Of Prince Andrew’s sexual antics: “At the end of the day, he’s only a man, and he’s male, right? I don’t think anyone can expect him to just be a monk in a monastery.”

On why even Jeffrey Epstein rejected her: “I was too old for Jeffrey Epstein… [He seemed] very charming… He was a very well-liked guy… Jeffrey was a very charismatic man.”

Of the one-time mates she happily took hospitality from: “Ghislaine and Jeffrey were like Batman and Robin.”

On why Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell invited her to their gatherings: “I was pretty much used as bait.”

On hanging around with paedophiles: “For me, it just seemed like fun at the time.”

Of why she falsely thought Ghislaine Maxwell was going to disappear forever: “I haven’t seen [Ghislaine Maxwell] since September [2018] at a friend’s baby shower… I don’t think anyone is going to find her. She’s gone far away. She’s a bit like a James Bond character. She’s quite a unique person and I don’t believe anyone is going to find her… I don’t think we will ever see her again, it’s going to be like Robert Maxwell continued; she will continue that family mystery.”

Of Ghislaine Maxwell after her conviction: “[Ghislaine] unfortunately now is a scapegoat. There’s no one else to blame… It is not quite as fair as it could be.”

On Virginia Giuffre: Amongst her many tiresome tirades against an acknowledged victim of sex trafficking, this privileged pillock – described by the by-contrast lovely, late fellow ‘It Girl’ Tara Palmer-Tomkinson as “unpleasant” and “a right snob,” – has remarked:

• “This was about to go Live on Lorraine last week. Please can someone let me know what the age of consent is in the UK. I thought it’s 17. Some of these stories sound like a case study of Regret turning into Revenge. This story has been so blown out of proportion. Or has it. Nobody knows.”
• “People are literally murdering people in LA and getting out of jail. It’s a real life gotham city blood bath. I know Ghislaine is obviously not a saint and should pay back the trauma caused to her ‘victims’ but lifetime in jail for touching a girls tit 20 years ago and taking them on yacht, private jet and shopping trips. Come on. This has become a witch hunt. Thoughts on this? What does she deserve?”
• “And while I’m here I may as well let out some other thoughts. That Virginia Roberts is a complete whore. She was no innocent girl. At 15 she ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning. She’s just a ghetto opportunist whose seriously mixed up. I really genuinely wanted to feel bad for these girls but the trial gave us nothing.”
• “And yes, drinking yourself into hospital doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a whore but it shows how mentally unstable you are.”
• “I just can’t with the sob stories. Virginia was a classified train wreck. She wanted to go on those trips. In fact she’d do anything to be invited. During the recent trial her friend said she texted her after prince andrew and was boasting about it. Money hungry girls like her do not help the real people going through human trafficking.”
• “You cannot compare Virginia to the character in my friends movie totally different girl was literally kept in a cage. Virginia was living the high life. I’m so sick of these me too girls cashing in and ruining it for the girls that really do need help and are desperate that are being killed and tortured.”
• “Basically, you cannot question a victim in today’s climate. So even though Virginia was of age and clearly became a co-conspirator herself, we in the public are not allowed to question her or her motives.”
• “Would she be suing these people if they were broke and molesting her in a trailer park? Which by the sounds of things she was dropping her knickers in all sorts of places. I also knew one of the other ‘victims’ who was also a total money hungry drug addict slut and a f*ck up. I’m so over this.”