Petronella Wyatt takes to Twitter to suggest Boris Johnson “locks himself down” given he is “57 years old, and obese”
When journalist Petronella Wyatt is cited in the context of Boris Johnson – her paramour between 2004 and 2008 – mention is sometimes made of how they would “ride around St John’s Wood in a taxi, listening to a tape of Petronella singing Puccini.” Now, this firecracker has changed her tune and is regularly using Twitter to mock the national embarrassment ‘Bosie The Clown.’
In a tweet this morning, witty wordsmith ‘Petsy’ was spot on when she suggested:
“Seems rather odd that Boris is proposing a lockdown for the over 50s, when that would mean locking himself down. After all, he is 57 years old, and obese.”
Wyatt is quite right: The Prime Minister’s proposal to lockdown over 50s is indeed beyond ludicrous. Instead, he should take action against the irresponsible millennials whom don’t social distance in bars in Brighton and the larger-than-life sorts whom bask on beaches in Bournemouth first.
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Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!! My kind of Sheila!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Petronella nails it. The new rule proposals are as stupid as their previous rules!
Brilliantly funny tweet and love the story… And the poem. Funny!