Picture of the Week: Crass and class

March 12, 2015

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The Duchess of Cornwall meets Katie Price at the 2015 Cheltenham Festival

Katie Price – Britain’s cut-price substitute for Paris Hilton – is undoubtedly a financial success but given this crass thrice-married woman’s recent antics belittling her philandering stripper husband, we truly feel for The Duchess of Cornwall after she was asked to pose for a picture with her at the Cheltenham Festival.

Crass and class — The Duchess of Cornwall strikes a pose with her daughter Laura Lopes and Katie Price

In posing for two snaps with ‘Pricey’, The Duchess – wearing a Scottish Balmoral tweed suit by couturier Roy Allan and a matching hat by hatters Lock & Co. – proved that she truly is capable of grinning and bearing her way through the most awkward of encounters. We salute her forbearance.

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11 COMMENTS

peterjameshall March 12, 2015 At 10:36 am

Hear hear – the Duchess of Cornwall is the Platonic ideal of a good egg.
Gillian Trott March 12, 2015 At 10:40 am

Katie Price is the epitome of success. How very dare you attack her. I am not sure if she has supported Find Madeleine or not yet but I urge her to support dear Gerry and Kate McCann in their efforts to find their beloved daughter Madeleine. When will The Steeple Times write in support of the campaign? I am getting tired of asking and not being met with any response from Matthew Steeples. I would like you to stop attacking people like Mowbarry Jackson and Sir Christopher and Lady Catherine Meyer … they are good supporters …. and write in support of Find Madeleine. Thank you.
Red March 12, 2015 At 11:31 am

Spot the horse!
Ellie G. March 12, 2015 At 12:28 pm

More like spot the dog!
the bug March 12, 2015 At 5:05 pm

A nice fat envelope for having your photo taken with the cream! A nice little earner, my son.
- Weasle March 12, 2015 At 5:13 pm
  
  Your right on there bug! Everybody is on the jimmy riddle.
Sheep f****** March 12, 2015 At 5:18 pm

F****** right on cobber! F****** envelopes flying around like snow flakes in a f****** blizzard in Siberia!
- The butt licker March 12, 2015 At 5:25 pm
  
  When the security guards search you, you better have at least six fat envelopes on you or you wont get in to meet the cream 🙂
  - Jerk Hoff March 12, 2015 At 5:29 pm
    
    My I suggest one thousand pounds sterling in each envelope?!
Glenmore Trenear-Harvey March 14, 2015 At 11:21 am

Could it be that the incessant, irritating, near hysterical postings demanding that we add to the coffers of Gerry and Kate McCann is but a cunning plan to drive us to their “ONLINE STORE”? (Yes. They have one!). In which case, do you suppose that the reason for the unrelenting efforts of ‘La Squitters’ is that she’s working on commission? I think we should be told!
Mrs M. March 15, 2015 At 11:42 am

Love the way old Trotters has slipped into Little Britain territory,”How very dare you” indeed. Mwahaha!