Thursday, November 21, 2024

Name & Shame – Fergie’s (Fat) Farm

Sarah, Duchess of York should be ashamed of her latest attempt to profit from her (former) royal status

Sarah, Duchess of York (AKA ‘Fergie’) just cannot help herself. When not describing her former husband’s links to the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s activities as “nonsense,” this toe-sucking wench spends her days grubbily seeking out commercial ventures (and then not bothering to pay back those that loan her the wonga).

 

Now, not content with letting ‘MeGain’ embarrass the Queen with her tacky and inappropriate ‘Sussex Royal’ brand (which is thankfully now likely under threat due to a challenge from an Australian), Prince Andrew’s child-like ex-wife is laughably “looking to become an international business sensation” according to the Daily Mail.

 

Said to be an attempt to ludicrously combine “glamour” with “compassion” and labelled ‘The Duchess Collection,’ the mother of two is planning to launch bedlinen (imagine sleeping with her and vomit) and a range of ready meals called ‘Fergie’s Farm.’ What’s on that menu is not yet known, but one thing’s for sure: It’ll no doubt be very much like her; a bit of a porker.

 

Pictured top: Whilst Prince Andrew likes to go low-key and dine at Pizza Express (Woking branch), his ex-wife likes to live it up in Waitrose.

 

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  1. The other two are heading for a similar career with the “Sussex Royal” problem. T-shirts, crockery sets and such lines may or may not carry the trademark but the sequel could be equally as awful even if they do.

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