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The Horror in the Hummer

Known for plaguing the streets of SW3 with her beast of a vehicle, ‘The Horror in the Hummer’ was a skeletal-like, bleach blonde haired woman. Thankfully not seen in recent times, this shockingly bad driver could not park her contraption and often blocked First Street by leaving it in the middle of the road. Of her, one Chelsea local was once heard to comment: “Some people have severe brain damage. She has it on a humongous scale”. She is not missed and nor is her gas guzzling 2001 Hummer H2, HU09 MER.

 

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5 comments on “The Horror in the Hummer”

  1. Skeletal is a kind description. She is one of the scariest women in K&C in terms of her appearance and makes the Bride of Wildenstein look normal!

  2. On my way to work yesterday, I was nearly knocked off my bike by, what I believe, to be this same HUMMER. It was in Buckingham Palace Road and the driver wasn’t going fast, but driving erratically. A colleague in the office said that she too had a similar frightening encounter recently with this monster.

    1. She no longer owns the Hummer. She drives a Mercedes-Benz G Wagen – registration “LADY” (or similar) and was spotted in it yesterday afternoon causing havoc in Walton Street by mounting the pavement.

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