Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons
Most people consider city pigeons – but certainly not their country cousins, the wood pigeon – to be pests. Some would go as far as to term them “flying rats,” but plainly Bernie Ecclestone feels to the contrary.
Pictured in the city of Dubrovnik in Croatia at the weekend after a lunch with a squawking bird he plainly likes named Geri Halliwell (given he sported merchandise from her Spice Girls days previously), the diminutive dwarf Ecclestone was snapped creepily crouching over a flight of pigeons.
The “extraordinary and gross dialect” that is known as “Pigeon English” may have found a new rival; be prepared for the arrival of “Pigeon Bernie.” That’s a language we’d certainly suggest needs immediately stamping out.