Gin and tonic hater William Hanson frankly has to be the biggest idiot in Britain
Self-proclaimed “etiquette and protocol expert” (if such a thing could ever exist) William Hanson declared gin and tonics to be “frightfully downmarket” on Friday. In doing so, this moron and oddity proved himself not a man of knowledge but instead Britain’s ultimate village idiot.
According to an article posted Friday on the Mail Online, Hanson believes gin and tonics “no longer [have] any class and sophistication” and that they “have fallen victim to [their] own success”. He considers gin to have “gone the way of sambuca and Jagermeister” and that this deservedly popular tipple is a drink drunk only by “posers and peasants”. Worse still, this know-all concludes: “It is now not socially safe to be seen to enjoy this drink in public” before elsewhere declaring himself “a teacup and a saucer in a world of mugs”. We raise a G&T to him; he’ll, no doubt, be utterly disgusted.
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