This morning, The Sun shared photographs of ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ Anthea Turner’s fiancé, “socialite” Mark Armstrong, “dawdling” and picking up litter from gutters whilst wearing a fluorescent orange jacket emblazoned with the words ‘Community Payback.’
Sentenced to 240 hours community service an given a suspended sentence after biting a cop on New Year’s Eve whilst high as a kite on illegal magic mushrooms, Armstrong supposedly now has to ‘work’ 7.5 hours per week collecting rubbish.
According to the paper, Armstrong has “brought shame” on himself and Turner through his “appalling crime,” but one has to ask: Did ‘Anth’ swing into action and put a Cadbury’s flake in his lunchbox to lift his spirits?
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Wally of the Week – Anthea Turner
‘Shagger Turner’ sinks to a new low; ‘Princess Tippytoes’ Anthea Turner again illustrates her desperation for attention Whilst she was married to Grant Bovey, a restaurant owner and ‘friend’ of Anthea Turner used to mockingly remark: “Here comes ‘f**k, I want to be famous’ and here comes ‘f**k, I used to be famous’” each […]
Angry Anth’
Flake botherer Anthea Turner swings into action to resolve a row with her magic mushroom loving fiancé at Heathrow Airport Life isn’t always a bed of roses for ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ (AKA ‘F**k I Used To Be Famous’ Anthea Turner) and this morning’s Mirror revealed yet another botch up by this hectoring harpy. Spotted […]
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Anthea looks desperately in need of a shag!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he looks incapable of getting it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send the bird Down Under and I’ll sort her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rod she gets shagged often but is too loose to feel it LOL!!!
Had a experience with Lizzy Cundy or Cunt off as others say. She is high millage slag who needs to be thrown in the scrap yard. On the other hand Armstrong must be really desperate if he wants to shag Anthea Turner. IS HE BLIND!!!!!!!!??????
Wholesome Anthea is marrying a criminal. How the mighty fall. Slag.
Anthea and Lizzie swinging… What a horrible image. Key swapping party anyone? I thought not!
Please, Anthea, take yourself off to Spain or anywhere else and just retire. We all want you gone. For good.