That Anthea Turner continues to behave as if she’s a teenage hottie is quite beyond preposterous
Divorcee Anthea Turner – or ‘F**k I used to be famous’ to her friends – is a woman incapable of behaving appropriately.
On Tuesday, Turner – a woman best known for grubbily posing (for a chunk of wonga) with a Cadbury’s Flake shoved in her gob at her marriage to ‘F**k I want to be famous’ Grant Bovey – was pictured with Lizzie Cundy, who appeared to be dressed like a scrubber in a see-through top, at the launch of the newly relocated Wellington Club. Following on from the debacle at ‘The Welly’ (as suburbanites often call it), this cringeworthy pair of old slappers got together again yesterday for a “lunch celebration” at the well-known television personality Aldo Zilli’s San Carlo restaurant and again made utter fools of themselves in matching leather trousers.
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Anth’s August Antics
That three newspapers chose to run a story about ‘f**k, I used to be famous’ Anthea Turner finding a toyboy is proof that the ‘silly season’ is in full swing You know the ‘silly season’ is in full swing when The Sun, the Mail on Sunday and the Mirror all run features about Cadbury’s Flake […]
Anth’ Swings Into Action
Will Anthea Turner’s chum Lizzie Cundy be joining her to swing into action with a Cadbury’s Flake at her forthcoming nuptials? Anthea Turner likes a chocolate bar. She particularly likes Cadbury’s Flakes and at her last wedding she and her beau began their union by shoving them into their gobs most enthusiastically. Turner, the […]
‘Princess Tippytoes,’ as the media sometimes brands this “incredibly annoying” woman, is someone the public rightly loves to hate. We can report that her rider list at photoshoots includes arrogant instructions along the lines of: “Don’t speak to me because I’m incredibly famous” and that when she put in an appearance on one red carpet and wasn’t recognised, she threw a spectacular temper tantrum.
Come on ‘Anth’ – Your time doing Miss World style poses is up. Grow old gracefully, put yourself out to pasture and do us all a favour; please just go fade into provincial obscurity.
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Britain’s answer to the Khardouchians? Just what Britain needs….
I love it..karouchians!!! even better than kartrashians!!!
Anthea harms no one and you should leave her alone.
She shames womankind – lock her up!
Lamb dressed up as Mutton Baaaaa
The most annoying women on TV.
How do these so called celebs become celebs. It must be the brainless society we all live in. Find this women so bloody cakey and unbelievably annoying. Time to piss off Anthea and grow some veg in your allotment.
It’s a miracle those two women in their leather pants weren’t mistaken for matching sofas . Cows wearing cows? The world needs less of these .