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The Antics of ‘Anth’

That Anthea Turner continues to behave as if she’s a teenage hottie is quite beyond preposterous

 

Divorcee Anthea Turner – or ‘F**k I used to be famous’ to her friends – is a woman incapable of behaving appropriately.

 

On Tuesday, Turner – a woman best known for grubbily posing (for a chunk of wonga) with a Cadbury’s Flake shoved in her gob at her marriage to ‘F**k I want to be famous’ Grant Bovey – was pictured with Lizzie Cundy, who appeared to be dressed like a scrubber in a see-through top, at the launch of the newly relocated Wellington Club. Following on from the debacle at ‘The Welly’ (as suburbanites often call it), this cringeworthy pair of old slappers got together again yesterday for a “lunch celebration” at  the well-known television personality Aldo Zilli’s San Carlo restaurant and again made utter fools of themselves in matching leather trousers.

 

The Antics of ‘Anth’ – Anthea Turner needs to e put out to pasture – That Anthea Turner continues to behave as if she’s a teenage hottie is quite beyond preposterous.
Lizzie Cundy, Anthea Turner and Tonia Buxton

 

‘Princess Tippytoes,’ as the media sometimes brands this “incredibly annoying” woman, is someone the public rightly loves to hate. We can report that her rider list at photoshoots includes arrogant instructions along the lines of: “Don’t speak to me because I’m incredibly famous” and  that when she put in an appearance on one red carpet and wasn’t recognised, she threw a spectacular temper tantrum.

 

Come on ‘Anth’ – Your time doing Miss World style poses is up. Grow old gracefully, put yourself out to pasture and do us all a favour; please just go fade into provincial obscurity.

 

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7 comments on “The Antics of ‘Anth’”

    1. The most annoying women on TV.
      How do these so called celebs become celebs. It must be the brainless society we all live in. Find this women so bloody cakey and unbelievably annoying. Time to piss off Anthea and grow some veg in your allotment.

  1. It’s a miracle those two women in their leather pants weren’t mistaken for matching sofas . Cows wearing cows? The world needs less of these .

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